Not in rhyme though I wish I could make it rhyme. Strong language follow so please, look away if you have problems with profuse swearing.

This is to the asshole in the car driving 60 on the inside lane next to the sidewalk with no regard for the poor pedestrian walking in the pouring rain. Yeah, I'm talking to you dipshit! You in the grey sedan that nearly showered me in sewer water this morning.

SLOW THE FUCK DOWN ASSHOLE!!

You're not the only one on the road and to make matters worse, you're staying dry while I have to balance coffee, an umbrella and my bag not to mention now having to watch the road for idiots like you who are out to make my day that much worse.

I'm procrasticanting writing my paper. I was in bed until *very* late this morning, showered, had lunch and now I'm starting on one of two papers that are due tomorrow. In the back of my mind, I *know* I'm procrastinating and at the same time, I'm hopeful that the snowfall that started yesterday afternoon will continue so that I can have a snow day tomorrow. I know it won't happen but a girl can always hope.

This is a picture of my backyard, about 10 minutes ago. It's a winter wonderland with no end in sight...unless you believe the weather service which keeps announcing that rain will start soon. I hope to god they're wrong as usual.


Back to the paper.