I really love reading David Edelstein’s take on movies on his blog “The Projectionist”. I don’t usually re-post entire articles but this one is short, concise and touches on all the major points but sadly, because of some glitch on the New York Magazine website, not available in full unless you read it via RSS.
I’ve reposted the text below with a link to the site to cover all the bases. Hopefully they’ll fix the problem soon – it’s a bit of a pain.
'Twilight' Is Undercooked, But Overflowing With Passion
It’s no mystery why Stephenie Meyer’s romantic vampire saga, Twilight, gets under the skin of so many young readers — and why the movie, although nowhere near as penetrating, will be the occasion for mass public swoon-a-thons. It’s the biochemistry angle. See, the gorgeous vampire, Edward, is driven mad with desire by the high-school heroine Isabella’s scent. She has just arrived in their remote Pacific Northwest town to live with her chief-of-police father. Edward smells her while they’re peering through a microscope, and his eyes become a feral yellow-black; and she soon loves him hungrily, too, in her ordinary teenage, raging-hormonal way, which is powerful enough. But in this universe, the vampire’s appetites cannot be controlled. One taste of her blood could trigger carnage on an operatic scale.
Meyer’s prose is skimmable, but her dialogue hits all the right beats; experiencing these two beautiful creatures’ enforced sexual suppression on the page made me feel like I was 17 again. But Twilight the movie is cautious, a sort of Tiger Beat–ified Twin Peaks. In its undercooked way, though, it’s enjoyable. A lot of people have so much invested in its being the biggest hot-date movie since Titanic that they’ll love it anyway, and their reactions will be part of the show. At the screening I went to, three rows of girls in the front shrieked at the entrance of Robert Pattinson and shrieked again when he locked eyes with Isabella (Kristen Stewart). He’s more my idea of a hunky Frankenstein Monster than a hunky vampire, with six inches of hair above six inches of forehead above a foot of face in too obvious white greasepaint. But he matches up with Stewart, who has a long face herself, although rather less lipstick. He tilts his head down and rolls his eyeballs up soulfully and tries to convey the hopelessness of their situation.
The emotion of these two is palpable, except they’re in the throes of intimacy before their intimacy has even been established. I think you’ll need to read the book to pick up on all the vibes, because the script by Melissa Rosenberg is barely functional. And even with the heroine’s narration, the director, Catherine Hardwicke, doesn’t bring us into Bella’s head as she’s observing Edward and his strange family of marbleized outsiders — his adopted parents and brothers and sisters. The idea that this pallid clan passes as human is a hoot; when Edward’s father, Carlisle, a much-loved doctor, strides into the hospital emergency room, he looks ready to host a Monster Chiller Horror Theater marathon.
Hardwicke jacks up the stakes with a swooping camera and a romantic-grunge soundtrack, but the most vivid thing in the film is Kristen Stewart. She was the leggy hobo-camp teen in love with Emile Hirsch in Into the Wild, and she’s better at conveying physical longing than any of the actors playing vampires. She alone suggests how this series was born, in the mind of a young Mormon girl who had to sublimate like mad with thoughts of having her blood sucked. Duncan Lance Black, the screenwriter of the gay-rights activist Harvey Milk biopic, Milk, opening next week, is also a Mormon, and it makes me wonder: With characters that veer between implosive sexual repression and explosive sexual liberation, are Mormons the new Catholics?