I've been MIA for a few days, it's been a bit crazy. This week doesn't look like it'll be any better but I hope to post something a little more insightful tomorrow. In the meantime, I leave you with this joke a friend sent me earlier. It made me smile.
A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
Today's song is in celebration of the trailer which totally made my week. It was going badly until I saw THIS yesterday afternoon:
NOW TELL ME THAT DIDN'T GET YOU PUMPED!?!?!?! AWESOMNESS!
Got me totally pumped for the rest of the afternoon and today, so far at least, has been a great day. Can't wait to get out of here for the weekend! Lots to do but all good, fun stuff with friends so I'm getting pretty excited and considering how badly my week went, this is a nice change.
After I ponder things a bit more, I'm going to post a little something about a movie I saw yesterday in class. It's another of the reasons why my day is going so well.
WOOO. Quite the multimedia post! First the song, then the trailer and now the KFF!! This one goes out to my blog bug Wiccachicky who shares my love of Keanu:
Yeah....pretty good.
And today, I have no stupid things because it's just too stupid and unfunny, so instead, you get a bad joke:
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
"No," replied the trainee. "It's the CEO of the company, you fool!"
The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!" "No." replied the CEO indignantly.
"Good!" replied the trainee, and puts down the phone.
