Not in rhyme though I wish I could make it rhyme. Strong language follow so please, look away if you have problems with profuse swearing.

This is to the asshole in the car driving 60 on the inside lane next to the sidewalk with no regard for the poor pedestrian walking in the pouring rain. Yeah, I'm talking to you dipshit! You in the grey sedan that nearly showered me in sewer water this morning.

SLOW THE FUCK DOWN ASSHOLE!!

You're not the only one on the road and to make matters worse, you're staying dry while I have to balance coffee, an umbrella and my bag not to mention now having to watch the road for idiots like you who are out to make my day that much worse.