Nothing makes me perkier in the morning than a good tune. This morning's honour goes to Ludacris' Stand Up. Throw in the fact that it's Friday morning and I'm ecstatic!

I'd like to start by sharing a joke with you. Actually, it's not really a joke as it is a funny "story". This was sent to me by , of all people, my boss lady. I think it's bloody hilarious but I'm not sure how the boys are going to feel about it...

Divorce

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel.

Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.

"I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.

The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.

He pushes his luck. And, "I want the house," he says insistently..

The speed goes up to 60.

"I want the car, too," he continues.

The speed goes up to 65 mph.

"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.

This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need," she says.

"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him smiles, and says "The airbag."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love this one.

And, because for nearly a week I've been saying I'd do it, here's a meme I first saw on Amy's blog. I think it's a fantabulous one too.

One Word Meme

YO U … C A N … O N L Y … T Y P E … O N E … W O R D !
N O … E X P L A N A T I O N S !

1. Yourself: happy
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend: love
3. Your hair? greying
4. Your mother? best
5. Your Father? loving
6. Your Favorite item? books
7. Your dream last night: forgotten
8. Your Favorite drink: coffee
9. Your Dream Car: lamborghini
10. The Room You Are In: colourful
11. Your Ex: forgotten
12. Your fear: unhappyness
13. Where do you want to be in 10 years: retired (*roflmao*)
14. Who you hung out with yesterday? hubby
15. What You’re Not: superwoman
16. Your Best Friend: many
17. One of Your Wish List Items: debt-free
18. What makes you happy: life
19. The Last Thing You Did: type
20. What You Are Wearing: black
21. Your Favorite Weather: fall
22. Your Favorite book: many
23. The Last Thing You Ate: dinner
24. Your Life: fantastic
25. Your Mood: happy
27. What are you thinking about right now: lunch
28. Your Crush: Keanu
29. What are you doing at the moment: working
30. Your summer schedule: movies